Add Up Your Fine Meme

This Meme is from Paul at Melodramatic Diary of a Cynic:

Today's meme is from an old post Kevin at Kapgar. For each things you've perform down the list, you have to add up your fines and at the end post your total but you don't have to list the things you've actually perform. I've altered the money amount just to have it makes more sense.

I have put in bold things I've done.

Went streaking -- $5
Went streaking in broad daylight -- $15
Peed in the pool -- $5 - who hasn't?
Smoked pot -- $10
Did acid -- $15
Vandalized something -- $20
Beat up someone -- $30 - okay, so it was in elementary school before I was taught that ladies don't do that.
Done something you regret -- $10
Got drunk, passed and don't remember the night before -- $30
Woke up in the morning and did not know the person who was next to you -- $40
Ever drive drunk -- $50 - it was just the once.
Ever got drunk at work, or went to work while still drunk -- $50
Stole something -- $10 - I aided and abetted.
Stole something worth over more than a hundred dollars -- $30
Been arrested -- $30
Spent time in jail -- $50
Had sex with someone in jail -- $25
Went skinny dipping -- $5
Played spin the bottle -- $5
Crossed dressed -- $10
Masturbated -- $10
Done oral -- $10
Got oral -- $10
Done/got oral in a car while it was moving -- $25
Had sex on your parents' bed -- $10
Had sex with someone on MySpace -- $20
Kissed someone who's name you didn't know -- $20
Hit on someone while at work -- $20
Had sex with someone you work with at work while working -- $50
Given money to stripper -- $10
Been in love with a stripper -- $20
Had sex in a pool -- $20
Had sex in the wild -- $20
Had sex at church -- $50
Had sex for money -- $100 - does as a joke count if I kept the money?
Kissed someone of the same sex -- $10
Had sex with someone of the same sex -- $20
Had sex with your best friend -- $40 - I married him too
Had a threesome -- $50
Been in the same room while someone was having sex -- $25 - we called it higher education.
Been in love with two people or more at the same time -- $50
Used toys while having sex -- $20
Had anal sex -- $40
Made a nasty home video -- $40
Had sex with someone 10 years older --
$20 - Um, and married him
Had sex with someone 10 years younger -- $30
Had sex with someone under 21 and you are over 27 -- $100
Lied to your mate -- $15
Lied to your mate about the sex being good -- $25
Said you love someone but didn't mean it -- $25
Cheated on your significant other -- $50 - see below.
Cheated on your significant other with their relative or close friend -- $100 - it was a really long time ago and it was a means to an end.

DON'T FORGET TO REPOST WITH YOUR DOLLAR AMOUNT

My grand total is: $680 out of a possible $1500.