Monday, July 23, 2007

My Wierd Dream Last Night


I've made no secret that I have strange and hot dreams. Well, here is an example of one that I had last night.

Sean and I were at a Country Fair and there was this blow job machine. It was huge and green mist metal and had an elaborate mouth that the victim would slide themselves under, and the machine would suck them in up to their waist. Then the machine would move like a cartoon and stretch out of shape vertically and horizontally as it pumped at the person, who would writhe in ecstasy. The first volunteer sneered and doubted that the machine could get him off, but he came right away. The second person was a woman and she came too.

During the break, all of the volunteers left, and I saw the machine housed porn stars. They were giving the blow jobs not the machine! Then, they hurriedly climbed back into the machine when the break was over.

I was completely surprised when my conservative Sean told me that he wanted to try it. He reasoned that it was only a machine, so it was okay. I urged him not to do it, but didn't tell him why.

See, that is the thing about dreams. You cannot change silly stuff like why you didn't tell your husband that the bj machine had porn stars in it. I woke up before he got in the machine.

6 comments:

Rob Bartell said...

LOL! That's hilarious Sue. Why can't I have dreams like that? Bwhaahaaa...

Sue said...

I know! They are like that every night. It is so weird. I guess I'm just lucky. :)

Jessica said...

Ermmm... wouldn't it be hot to see a [male?] porn star give your husband a bj? Maybe it's just me...

Sue said...

Maybe, but he would be cheating. See I can cheat in my dreams, but not if Sean is in them. My dreams have weird ethics.

Sh@ney said...

LOL...A Blow Job Machine...There are millions of gay boys out there that would love to operate one of those...Perhaps you should market them hon...*winks*
Good too see your subconcious has values... :)

Sue said...

Hmmm. Wouldn't be the first time I had great ideas in my sleep! I used to solve test problems in my dreams too.