Thursday, January 11, 2007

Friday Fantasy - Sexiest European Swimmer Contest

These photos are from the 2006 European Short Course Swimming championships which were held in December in Helsinki, bringing together the top swimmers in Europe. Finneye shot the event for Outsports.

Swim faster or you will be late for the contest!!!

Today we are having a contest at Fair View that requires reader participation. That means YOU! So get your hand out of your pants and get ready to vote for the sexiest European Short Course Swimmer! Here are the entrants who were scientifically selected from the galleries of Outsports magazine. (The scientific methods are patent protected. Right.) All you have to do is rank all of the contestants with a score from 10 to 1 (10 being the highest, 1 being the lowest; you know “10” like in the movie with Bo Derek?). Incomplete/incorrect votes will not count. So be careful voting and you can click on each picture to enlarge for all your fantasy voting needs.Each contestant is assigned a letter from A to J. So if you think A is to die for cute, and you would definitely give him a tumble, assign him a 10. If you think A is someone you would toss out of bed (yeah right), give him a 1. Though, I will have to say, none of these guys will fit that bill. After all they are swimmers and young and wearing skin tight tiny suits. So here we go:

A: Guy tugging at crotch of his suit












B: Guy with hands on hips, arching backwards









C: Guy with tiny blue suit talking with coach







D. Guy in full suit, bending over shaking hands








E: The Fin wearing grey long leg suit










F: Guy holding his cap and goggles











G: The Italian using the pool ladder











H: The guy with the water bottle












I: The guy yanking his suit by the hips











J: The guy in the blue suit being followed











I tell ya, it is a regular smorgasbord of hotties. Don’t you agree? So have fun and leave plenty of comments. You must realize how difficult it has been for me not to. Winners will be tallied by our Fair View computers and be announced on Sunday.

16 comments:

goldeneyeuk said...

huba huba huba

Sue said...

Hey guys, I hate to be a spoil sport, but you need to rate them like this:
A-7
B-3
C-5
D-6
E-2
F-8
G-9
H-10
I-1
J-4

Okay? Thanks.

Ryan said...

A-7
B-4
C-4
D-7
E-10
F-7
G-2
H-10
I-7
J-7

SlyD said...

A-8
B-4
C-7
D-3
E-9
F-10
G-5
H-2
I-6
J-1

Hey, this is my first time here - nice blog! This is fun!

G Cracker said...

See, I'd like to participate, I really would...
...but swimmers are all so hot. And the European factor adds to the hotness....
I will, however, say that my least favorites (not that I wouldn't do them in heartbeat, still, mind you) are J, the guy behind E (I know, he's not even in the contest, but something about his hair bothers me :P), and B (only because it looks like he's trying to dance, which swimmers should never do...)

I think my absolute favorite is probably D, which is odd because he's wearing the most...
But I could never rank these men! Too gorgeous (except for the guy behind E)!!

Shaney said...

A 4
B 2
C 3
D 9
E 8
F 7
G 10
H 6
I 5
J 1

MMMM Someone say smorgasboard or was that smORGYboard! XOX

goldeneyeuk said...

Sorry sue, here are the votes from the Scottish Jury,

A - 10
B - 6
C - 5
D - 4
E - 8
F - 1
G - 2
H - 9
I - 7
J - 3

Peter from Amsterdam said...

These are the votes from the Dutch Jury,

A - 7
B - 6
C - 5
D - 4
E - 10
F - 2
G - 1
H - 3
I - 8

a boy said...

A-4
B-5
C-6
D-6
E-6
F-5
G-9
H-8
I-1
J-5

there you go darling. im telling you what. i do enjoy a boy in a speedo.

Lexx said...

A-2
B-1
C-9
D-10
E-8
F-9
G-9
H-1
I-1
J-10

Doug said...

A-6
B-4
C-5
D-8
E-7
F-4
G-6
H-4
I-4
J-6

I'll be just like these guys in a couple of months...but on a first-year high school level.

savante said...

Too hot to rate! What are they feeding ( or not ) swimmers nowadays!

Daniel, the Guy in the Desert said...

a-10 1/2"So, do you live near here?"
b-8 "Isn't he a dancer at Barney's?"
c- 8 "That suit really complements your eyes"
d-10- "Don't stand up just yet"
e-9 "Hi, I'm Chip, and I love to cuddle"
f-9-"The injections made my lips swell"
g-9 "Ciao, Bella"
h-10 "Where's the wet speedo contst?"
i-10 "May I help you adjust your suit?"
j- 10 I'd stalk him too!

mr tickle said...

okie first off, think you meant to rank them one to ten, so even if (obviously) they're all dandy candy, one gotta give one of them a 1? So here's mine:

1 - B: I see you thrust great at the pool, I'm sure you thrust awesome in bed.
2 - G: Gimme an italian job, schianto.
3 - C: 98% naked, you keep me guessing with the 2%.
4 - H: Hey, can I sniff your sexy briefs for a second or two?
5 - J: Body beautiful
6 - E: Intense is sexy, sexiness is intensity.
7 - F: How do you get such great definition? Can I run my fingers over your body?
8 - I: Your smile melts butter in my heart.
9 - A: You're cute and irresistible, and I feel lightheaded looking at you.
10 - D: You're my ~guy~!

But really if I scale them from 1 to 10, 1 being sexy, 10 being sizzly smokin' sexy, then they're all 12, off the charts!

BTW, thanks for showing these hotshots.

Mikey said...

a-5
b-1
c-9
d-3
e-4
f-10
g-2
h-6
i-8
j-7
BTW I was directed here by Shaney...you know the guy! The cute Aussie guy! Now we just have to get him in a speedo!

G Cracker said...

I'm gonna second the idea of getting Shaney in a speedo (and yes, he's also how I found this awesome blog...I forgot to mention that the first time I dropped by!)