Friday, January 05, 2007

Friday Fantasy - Fair View's Mr. Brazil 2006

We here at Fair View after carefully screening all of the applicants and have determined that the sexiest Brazilian for 2006 is.... wait for it.... Igor Rosa. So we name him Mr. Brazil for 2006. (And phooey on Miro what's his name with his tattoo butt..)



Congratulations Mr. Rosa. You may ask, "What did I win?" Well, should you decide to come to Fair View to accept your traditional Mountain Laurel Crown you will win:



A grand tour of the Fair View Estates. (I have trouble writing that without laughing or spitting my coffee out of my nose.)



A free dinner at one of our finest local eateries. (Snort, scoff.)



You will meet the specially trained Fair View hounds. (A.k.a. Jenny & Laila.)



And, be mobbed by adoring fan(s). (Well, in any case I will be there.) Plus the event will be immortalized in pictures by a professional photographer. (Providing Sean hasn't left me by then.)

Anyone want to help me whip up the traditional Mountain Laurel Crown?

7 comments:

Ryan said...

yummy!

David said...

If by "traditional mountain laurel crown" you mean "mind-altering blow-job" I will gladly step up to the challenge.

All Hail Igor!

Sue said...

Ryan - no kidding.

David - we here at Fair View have not defined what the traditional mountain laurel crown is yet but we will take your vote into consideration. Thank you for your submission. May we assume then that you will be joining us? (I knew you were hot for him and I totally agree. hehehehe!)

Shaney said...

OH my...Oh my...Oh my...
Sorry Im ok now! Sounds like you have it all well thought out, of course I would love to be there to watch this crowning glory take place...You know make sure the crown jewels are placed accordingly..:P
David: Gosh..lol..You couldn't be a little more bashful...*winks*

rofl.. I just managed to delete my post how did I do that!

Sue said...

Shaney - I don't mind that my commenters are saucy, so long as the comments are clever too! Just like yours. Thanks!

brenton said...

I can happily help whip up a pearl necklace for him and I'll gladly immortalise the whole event on camera if Sean has left...

Sue said...

Well Brenton, I am astounded by the selfless generousity of your offer! I would enjoy watching that transpire as well. :P Hmmmm. Sounds like an orgy if only Mr. Rosa would show up!