Saturday, June 30, 2007

Oh Porn Crush, Where Art Thou?

Gee, I wonder what my porn crush, Francesco D'Macho, was up to during Pride weekend in San Francisco. I checked his blog, and it has not been updated. What a bad boy, not updating Machotube! Bad boy Francesco! It was not until yesterday that the Hot House blog posted these photographs showing what a bad boy my porn crush had been over that weekend. What a bad boy! Having all that fun and not posting about it. Well, I will do it for him. Tsk, tsk. Some things are best done by one’s self. So here we go:


Here he is! You can see him on the right of his colleagues, of course he is the sexiest one of the bunch. Oh, Francesco, you are who I want to see coming to rescue me! Carry me off with your big strong arms! Love the sun glasses; very European and classy. I volunteered once for the fire department, and I looked nothing like that in the turnouts....

There seems to be a wardrobe malfunction in this shot. Butt, Francesco is the second from the left. See how high and tight and firm he is compared to everyone else. Okay boys, turn around!

Sigh. Francesco is a god. Look at that body. Lordy! I don't know anyone else that could take a fireman's coat and make it into such a sexy wardrobe item. Look at that expression on his face; it says I've got what you want and I know it. Come and get it. Maybe, just maybe, I'll give it to you. By the way, that is a vintage Fire Truck that the boys are posing on.

Here he is pretending that the huge water gun is an extension of his, er, you know. The thing he should have won a Grabby for but got ripped off. Sigh. His is beautiful by the way. So thick, so long so perfect. Makes me want to li... Oh! What am I saying? That was close. This is just a fantasy and we are each spoken for. (Je suis très dèsolé Monsieur Sagat. )

Here is my porn crush cooling the crowd down with a super soaker. I am sure they needed it and not just from the hot day either.

So that is what my porn crush was up to last Sunday during Pride. If you would like to see more photos, go to the Hot House Blog. Gotta go swoon now. This old girl is due for lie down and I just wonder who she will be thinking of?



10 comments:

mr tickle said...

oh, when will machomancesco come to smalltown new england???

Sue said...

Nevah! He will probably only come to NYC. Who knows when that will be...

pjotr said...

With a bod like that I wouldn't stay back 300 feet, but be up front in no time!

Sue said...

Peter - You know it! There is enough space right in front of him I think for me to kneel. ;) Oh! Did I just say that out loud?

Shaney said...

There is a new term for obsession - it's called the Susie-Crush! A style that is completely unique my darling - to you! I love that you lust, yet know where you belong, it's sweet & sexy.
Like they say: It doesn't matter where you WET your apetite, as long as you EAT AT HOME!
xoxox

Sue said...

Shaney - my love, so true. Yet I am hardly the only one, I am just the only one that blogs about it!

about a boy said...

those san franciscoans have all the fun!

Sue said...

Yeah, but they put up with those earthquakes and fires.

Shaney said...

But that is what seperates you from the pack of hungry wolves sweetie...You dont just drool over anyone...You are selective, exacting & methodical. You do your research to bring us the very best angles, the right amount of 'juice' and leave us all gasping for air at the end...If you weren't such a darling I would fear for the safety of Francseco's beloved jewels...hehe xoxo

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